03-29-03 - The book is finally out! Muahahahaha and whatnot. You can buy a copy of it here, as well as a bunch of other places on the web.
As for this homepage, I hope to move it to some actual decent server space in the near future, without all the annoying pop-ups. Also, if anyone needs to drop me a line, you can do so at nzawacki@hotmail.com
01-06-03 - Yeah, yeah, it's been a long time since my last update. For those who are interested, the book based on this website is finally coming out. The official publication date is April 2003. I actually finished the manuscript over two years ago, but was then introduced to the wacky-ever delayed world of modern publishing:
ME: There ya go! Finished copy!
THEM: This looks great! We'll have it in stores in two years!
ME: Eh?
Anyway, the title is now How to be a Villain, and you can read about it on Amazon, Barnes and Noble.com, the Chronicle Books website, and other websites that currently escape my brain.
7-28-01 - Finished the website move, we're back on tripod again. Darksites wasn't bad, they actually helped me getting the Evil Plan Generator working for which they deserve major kudos, but 1) They had that annoying ankh thing whenever you scrolled, 2) The URL was too long and 3) The permanent "Sexy Webcam Girls!!!" banner really started to annoy. Hopefully this will be the *last* URL move this site goes through.
7-11-01 - Muahahahaha. It would seem that the clandestine operatives I placed inside our society and government have finally succeeded in their tasks. I am proud to say that Operation: Destroy Western Civilization is now underway. Phase One? Release information in book form.
Yes, it's true, So You've Decided to be Evil will be published in paperback sometime next year. Those masters of mayhem at Chronicle Books recently signed a contract with me, and everything is now underway.
What will be in it? Both the stuff you can already find here and a whole slew of new stuff. Entire sections on weather machines and books of evil and how to create board games that teleport users to parallel dimensions. Also a large number of additions to the already existing sections here (i.e. new lairs, fashions, henchmen, world domination schemes). Plus a whole lot more on female evil-doers, which has been sadly neglected until now.
Once again, muahahahahahaha.