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A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness

Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean... agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.

UPDATE - The book based on this website is now out! Read more about it in the 'What's New' section.

I - The Forces of Darkness

II - Objectives and Goals

III - Thwarting the Forces of Good

IV - Careers for Evil-Doers

V - Locations for your Lair

VI - Evil Henchmen Guide

VII - Fashion for the Evil Doer

VIII - Make your own Evil Plan

IX - Appendix

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